People are disgusting. London public transport is disgusting.
That's my subheading, because these are the main points you are going to take away from this.
The tube is a horrible grimy place. It's expensive, hot, smelly, full of weirdos and you feel extra grubby when you get off. It makes you wonder why you would use it, especially when you see a man urinating in a bottle on the central line and the increase of sexual harassment of women on the underground reached record levels last year.
The average Londoner spends nearly two-thirds of their income on rent, the option of getting Ubers everywhere seems quite unrealistic. If near death experiences whilst cycling a bike is also not your thing, then methods of transportations are limited. Bring in the bus.
I'm an advocate of the bus. It's cheap, it gets you from A to B, and it's not the tube. Channel 4 obviously thinks along the same lines because they made a documentary about it. However, I had the unfortunate encounter of sitting behind a woman clipping her nails today. I had so many questions for this woman as she clipped away. Why couldn't you do this at home? Do you not care everyone is staring at you? Who is going to pick up your nasty dead skin? HAVE YOU NO BOUNDARIES YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING?
The bus is clearly not without its faults.
Leave the nail clipping, and nose picking at home folks.
Nobody wants to see it/smell it/hear it, or god forbid, accidentally touch it.
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